The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
by McPeePee November 6, 2010
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Tenderness and soreness a beginner guitarist experiences on the fingers of the non strumming hand (from holding down strings). Blisters can appear but usually abate after calluses develop.
Guy: I just started playing guitar a few weeks ago.
Girl: OMG finger me!
Guy: Not such a good idea...I've got some badass guitar fingers.
Girl: OMG finger me!
Guy: Not such a good idea...I've got some badass guitar fingers.
by grovecityfan1 October 3, 2008
Get the Guitar Fingers mug.A specific arrangement of one's hands and fingers in which the hands are extended forward palms up while cyclically moving the fingers as if they were grasping at jello.
Once again, Stilts was caught doing the creepy fingers at the bar during Michael Jackson's Dirty Diana.
by Cheel October 3, 2009
Get the Creepy Fingers mug.A condition experienced when one plays the game "Angry Birds", "Angry Birds Seasons", or "Angry Birds Rio" too much.
The constant tapping of the pause button and the subsequent tapping of the restart button right underneath it using one's left thumb eventually leads to throbbing and a peculiar tingling that can't be properly explained unless one experiences it firsthand.
As for the right hand, certain birds require tapping in order to use their respective ability. Many people prefer to use their right thumb for this function, which can lead to similar effects as the left hand. Many impatient players worsen this condition by launching their bird, tapping for the ability, then quickly swipe from left to right in order to get right back to their birds to launch as quick as possible
This condition is treatable with breaks between every few Angry Birds levels. However if one decides to keep playing, their condition could worsen.
The constant tapping of the pause button and the subsequent tapping of the restart button right underneath it using one's left thumb eventually leads to throbbing and a peculiar tingling that can't be properly explained unless one experiences it firsthand.
As for the right hand, certain birds require tapping in order to use their respective ability. Many people prefer to use their right thumb for this function, which can lead to similar effects as the left hand. Many impatient players worsen this condition by launching their bird, tapping for the ability, then quickly swipe from left to right in order to get right back to their birds to launch as quick as possible
This condition is treatable with breaks between every few Angry Birds levels. However if one decides to keep playing, their condition could worsen.
"Man, my AB Fingers are messing with my school work, I can barely write anything!"
"I had the worst case of AB Fingers yesterday, luckily I took a break to go eat dinner"
"You need treatment for your AB Fingers, I'll call the most reliable hotline to get you some help
"I had the worst case of AB Fingers yesterday, luckily I took a break to go eat dinner"
"You need treatment for your AB Fingers, I'll call the most reliable hotline to get you some help
by Angry Birds Addict April 21, 2011
Get the AB Fingers mug.Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.
Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
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