Sex Ferret

A woman, or twink, who is like a sexualized ferret. Small, acrobatic and playful. This is the sort of person who grabs you underneath a table and steals your undershorts in the morning.

Guy: Hey, that girl Jeannie is a real sex ferret. It was unbelievable.

Friend: I live down the hall from her, it sure smells like it.

by VCU Student At Large January 09, 2011

Ferret weasel

A derogotary term, often used as a super offensive insult.

That fucking Bagpuss is a fucking ginger ferret weaselin bastard.

by Gordy Willmott August 18, 2006

bum ferret

A male who seeks to place his tool in another mans anus. Can be used synonomously with faggot. Basically a gay man.

My boss is quite the bum ferret

by Aleem August 07, 2007

Frost Ferret

The male version of a snow bunny.

A white man who only dates African American men

"Damn man, Hnery is such a Frost Ferret, all of his girlfriends have been black."

by Owokikinaj May 03, 2021

Snow ferret

A white boy that exclusively dates black girls. They are commonly red headed and nerdy.

Ryan’s a total snow ferret, his last girl friend was black as hell

by Thundafrumunda June 01, 2022

crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.

Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.

by that one guy that isn't you September 27, 2010

Puddle Ferret

A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.

"I would like a puddle ferret please!"
"What are you on?"

by Paul Landa February 19, 2009