faucet flatulence

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".

I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.

by QuacksO May 6, 2019

phantasmal flatulence

The fart of a ghost and or other spectral being.

The phantasmal flatulence of the haunted hospital was overwhelming.

by Mortamort March 28, 2021

Pelvic Flatulence

When you hit or irritate the balls so much that you start farting radically and spontaneously.

“John did you hear that Eric got Pelvic Flatulence?”
“Wow that must fucking suck.”

by Nick Asltey August 5, 2021

Herbal flatulence

When you stick the top end of a bong up your ass and instead of your partner taking a fat rip they help you take a fat rip by blowing causing a fart.

Nathan- alyssa have you ever herbally flatulated?

Alyssa- babe what’s that
Nathan- lemme show you, show me your ass
Alyssa- but we’re busy getting high

Nathan- I know (;
Alyssa- WANNA SMOKE MY HERBAL FLATULENCE WHEN WERE DONE?!?

by Bread and butter November 8, 2021

intellectual flatulence

Intellectual Flatulence refers to when someone with a wealth of knowledge involuntarily and randomly spouts nerdy fart facts as a result of the intellectual overflow

Wow, that guy Craig really knows his stuff. He was having a large case of intellectual flatulence the other day when discussing the Dinosaurs tv show!

by AwkwardKale August 3, 2024

brachium Flatulence

Brachium Flatulence is where you put your mouth on your arm or someone’s arm and then blow from the mouth (like you’re blowing a trumpet or clarinet) creating a fart like sound as you blow.

Today, at a typical tedious physics class, our lame teacher was teaching momentum and I was so bored that I just let go a brachium flatulence on my arm, all of my classmates laugh and thought it was a real fart since it sound just like an actual fart. And then the teacher came in a very mean way telling me to stop farting in class and as I kept telling him that it’s Not a real fart and it’s brachium flatulence but he still ignore me and send me to detention. For a 28 year old man, what an old geezer can’t take on a funny joke. Man I felt like kicking him in his weenie so bad for sending me in detention 😡

by EMD F59PHI August 28, 2024

Vehicular Flatulence

When a douchetard straight pipes his exhaust to try and impress everyone for going 20mph.

Yet another douchetard sputtering his vehicular flatulence down the street begging for people to look at him.

by Zhangerzilla May 14, 2024