FasterPacer

The best Call of Duty player known to man. He has a GIANT Dick and gets all the bitches. He's also a sexy as papi chulo.

Girl 1: Is that FasterPacer over there?
Girl 2: Yea, I just lost my virginity to him.

by Papi Chulo Cum January 3, 2019

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

Fartening

The process of farting an object is called the fartening. The past tense for it is "fartened."

Jim: "yo guys today I am going to play minecraft"

John: "have you fartened your PC"

Jim: "whoops, time to do the fartening!"

by I_loveFallGuys2 September 4, 2023

Michael Fastbender

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.

“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

by El Grande EZ May 12, 2018

Poopen Farten

a funny word that sounds like it would be german

person A: wow what a poopen farten

person B: so relatable

by John_China September 1, 2021

juice fasting

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.

"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"

by choo mama December 9, 2008

daddy faster

The meaning of daddy faster is a sex word and why did you look this up horny bitch 😭😭😭

Fuck daddy faster

by anonymous February 21, 2021