Fartened 

Farting in the act of being frightened.

Jo stepped on the cats tail and she fartened

Fartened by tj raw November 23, 2018

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

Fartender by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

Fartenese 

A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend

*faaart*
Girl: Ewwwwww did you just fart? :/
Boy: Yes, but it means i really like you in fartenese

Fartenese by togapixie May 25, 2011

farteed 

A gentle fart intended to charm. Some include extended pinkies.

Oh dear...I just farteed. Please pass the Grey Poupon.

farteed by pffft-tweep March 30, 2011

farteed 

Passed tense of flatulance

Eye Farteed, and I thought of you.

farteed by JuggLicker January 17, 2010

fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin

What me, Ian, Aedan, and Sunshine say when we get pissed at each other or a game or just in general its used as a term of fake or real rage

Ian: *absolutely fucking demolishes aedan in brawlhalla because hes sigspamming with Petra*
Aedan after he dies: "GOD FUCKING FARTENDICKINBAUSINSCROTUMINHOUSIN YOUR SUCH A FUCKING SLUT"
Carter: *dying of laughter at Aedan's dumbass*
Sunshine: *Not playing with us because hes a dumb fucking canadian who shipped his PC 2 months before he moved* "Hey guy, wants some maple syrup mixed with poutine mold"

fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin by Stormomen7700 November 12, 2025