Fartened

Jo stepped on the cats tail and she fartened

by tj raw November 24, 2018

fartening

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.

Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....

by rustyn January 4, 2008

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009

Fartens is always plural noun. It describes those tiny, delicate farts that are rarely heard or smelled by others, but which make you smile.

Today, I experienced fartens in the elevator and was so glad I was alone.

I smiled as my fartens were expelled as I sang in the choir.

by Trixie295 December 9, 2013

The process of farting an object is called the fartening. The past tense for it is "fartened."

Jim: "yo guys today I am going to play minecraft"

John: "have you fartened your PC"

Jim: "whoops, time to do the fartening!"

by I_loveFallGuys2 September 5, 2023

People who fart, sneeze, and fuck at the same time.

Did you just Fuck Farten on me breh?

by JenKar October 17, 2010

a funny word that sounds like it would be german

by John_China September 2, 2021