Federer

A wild beastly tennis player that wins by feasting on the strings of the opponents tennis racket.

Roger Federer it the biggest Federer i've eves seen. He ate my string, and my kids!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

Federal worker break

Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.

Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "

Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.

Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "

by Lordmatt September 6, 2013

Federal Rapist

1. An officer of The Gape. But higherclass officers eventually become a Federal Rapist. This officer may sit down with you , without any sort of notice, and makes sure that whomever your on a date with , and mainly , POF dates, are putting out. Else, The Federal Rapist may inspect that butthole for you, making sure she will clench up her rooter for you. No one likes to not gape on a first date. No one.

If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)

Rich-" pound for pound, I really get to pound NOTHING on plenty of fish. Should I kill myself?"
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.

by Doctorate of The Gape May 26, 2015

Federal Question

When an outsider is asking too many questions that sound suspicious. This person is known as a federal or a snitch.

Person 1: We were all up in the club getting LIT last night!
Person 2: What drugs were you doing who else was there?
Person 1: Ay bro what's with all these federal questions?

by watermelon joe November 5, 2021

Federico

Federico is an italian sweet but also savage guy, gifted with an incredible memory and smarter than you think he is. He is also capable of making literally EVERYONE laughs. Only thing is not to mess up with him cause he's gonna ignore you and probably kill you, at the end of the day he is such a nice person and always knows what to do. He is a good boyfriend and he's never going to complain about things normal people usually complain about. He loves to stay home but never misses a chance to go out and play tennis.

I tried to punch Federico but he dodged it and slapped me on the butt.

by alex97 November 21, 2021

ross federman

drummer of tally hall (so hot)

ross federman is so cool

by tally hall September 17, 2023

Kevin Federline

The poster boy for pre-nups and having a good divorce lawyer. Britney Spears should kiss the ground that she got rid of this loser as easily (and cheaply) as she did. (Mind you, what was she >thinking< when she married him in the first place?!) Going the other way, K-fed is a dumb f*ck for getting so little moolah out of her.

Kevin Federline's only distinction is having briefly been Mr. Britney Spears.

by Action Man April 10, 2007