Foof

When you get the shit blown out of you with a shotgun, or shotgun-like firearm.
-"Did you see that guy get foofed"?
-"Yeah, his head was 30 feet away from his body."
by Closet Foofer I October 19, 2008
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Snaggle foof

Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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Snaggle foof

A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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Foof

James, if you think that a girl with 200k snapchat karma won't cheat on you, then you are a fucking foof!
by Gymnopedist January 24, 2022
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foof

1.) You are hungry and want food but you can’t get any.
2.) Fuck

3.) foofed (fucked)
Dude 1- Shit man my mom caught me with Sara, I’m so foofed .
by Cloud chaser February 24, 2018
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Foof

Foof is another word for fluff.

It originated after @waluigi.no on Instagram accidentally mispelled food and instead said good.
That furry's got some good foof
by Foof Club June 3, 2020
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Foof

A person who is socially awkward, gets roasted frequently, or just does a lot of stupid shit without realizing it.
Boy 1: John dropped his phone in the storm drain and went in to retrieve it.
Boy 2: What happened?
Boy 1: He got stuck.
Boy 2: He’s a foof....
by LeotheSavage November 5, 2020
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