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Facebookify

Facebook is the wonderful new tool that allows you to obsessively check on what other "friends" are doing, who they are dating, where they went clubbing last Saturday night and how big is their brain.

It also allows you to share with these "friends" exactly what you are doing at the moment, what is on your mind and other existential matters that are bugging you.

But this tool can also be used to share information and arrange meetings and nights out.

Therefore, to facebookify is to keep someone informed via Facebook of everything that is going on in your world, that might (or might not) matter to them.
Guy #1's post on Guy #2's wall: Dude, I promised I'll facebookify you with an answer. So, he goes: yes!
by A.Strange February 12, 2009
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Faecebooking

Jess commented saying: Hey Kev, every time I change a roll of toilet paper, I think of the time you stuck the roll on sideways to piss off yur roomate.

Kevin commented saying: Man, that was a hoot.. wait.. are you faecebooking right now!?!? Gross!
by kledou1 February 3, 2009
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Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking
You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!
by Heuronimus March 26, 2010
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Facebogging

The act of retreating to the office toilet cubicle to access popular social networking sites on your smart phone. Usually to avoid the gaze of colleagues and over zealous bosses. This practice is commonplace in large companies who revel in blocking access to certain websites.
Hey man, you missed the team meeting this morning, where the hell were you?

Oh, sorry dude, I was busy Facebogging.
by Captain Tact March 17, 2011
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Facebombing

The act of taking a picture that contains a funny or strange face and photoshopping that face onto the other people in the picture.
Guy: Hey, check out this picture of Kyle at the party. He looks like he shat himself. I'm gonna facebomb this.
-some time later-

Guy: hey, look what I did.

Girl: Oh my god, they all have that face, thats so funny!

Guy: Yeah, these party pics are facebombing gold.
by MistaBojangles3 February 26, 2010
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facepooking

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.
I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.
by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014
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facebonding

When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".
Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.
by citiz3n November 9, 2010
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