Evan

A kid who gets really triggered easily playing video games and when he's wrong. (Probably triggered reading this) and has been Spiderman fo Halloween at least three times. Basically he is basic. But hey, at least he doesnt play fortnite.

Kid: Evan I believe that you answered the question wrong
Evan: no I didnt,

Also Evan: realizes mistake
Also Evan: Screw you

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019

Evan

1. The action of being addicted to stealing

2.Someone with the name Evan who likes to steal

He/she is such an Evan (dickhead)

by Somerandomguystartingwithn November 25, 2013

Evan

Evan has a 12 inch long non erect dong.

Dang man thats a nice evan.

by cool dope man November 10, 2016

evan

dear evan hansen, we've been waaaay to out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much.

Ooh, look! There's that theatre kid! She has a "Dear Evan hansen" shirt on!

by hehe ๏_๏ November 13, 2020

evan

a person who has no drive to do a thing not even on a video game

jeff: that kid evan is not doing anything, heck I have never seen him doing anything at all

by theyeetmasterofthemeep templ November 29, 2018

Evan

A big sexy man who will do your girl anywhere.

Heyyy Evan

by big evoapiorn November 23, 2021

evan

evan is a crackhead but also very pretty

i feel like evan today

by honeyfatgirl May 21, 2018