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Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.
Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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Estate Rate

The Estate Rate is an unspoken but effective measure which can be used to gauge what neighbours actually think of each other.

Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.

Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.

Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Your nouveau-chav neighbour encourages their children to play road football in front of everyone's house but their own.

You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017
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Estate fit

An attractive "female" who comes from a low-income, high crime area. Usually a council estate.
Mate that bird is estate fit
by MuffGabbler July 27, 2017
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real estate agent

A real estate agent is someone who secretly spies on other inhabitants of the estate
No explanation needed we all no that one real estate agent...
by SalvationBringer May 10, 2022
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Canterbury Estates

A former public housing complex in Inkster, MI, Canterbury Estates provided affordable homes for decades. Chronic issues, including severe mold, led to tragic deaths and community outrage. The Inkster Housing Commission eventually sold the property, displacing residents and marking a major shift in local public housing.
Canterbury Estates shaped generations in Inkster, but its closure left a hole in the community that’s still felt today.”—Inkster Local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
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The Good Estate Agent

Changing the face of estate agency. An estate agent that cares about you and ensures they work hard for their fee. Getting you the best price for your home and providing top notch communication along the way!
Are you selling your home? You must use The Good Estate Agent!
by TGEA November 23, 2021
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Phonebox on the estate

Famous landmark found at the entrance to notourious Bedford slum. The phonebox is the main focal point for drug dealers and the 5 0 alike.
"Where you meeting dave?"
"Phonebox on the estate"
by Banj December 20, 2004
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