em

Noun for a female person or woman. Used in a similar way as "guy."
She's a really great em.
by melovedean January 07, 2009
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n00b: lolololrofl 1 pWn3d |-|1/\/\
guy pwned: ems
by kikaimaster August 17, 2007
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This is a name for a some guy's girlfriend. Typical guy who calls his girlfriend 'em' is a real beta-male, skinny, has no self-esteem and has a really unmanly whiny voice. That girl he calls 'em' is pretty likely to be his only girlfriend. He is also prejudiced that he can get any girl, based on credential that he thinks she has.
by pussy haters July 03, 2013
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Em can be short for "them" or it can be short for names such as "Emily" or "Emma"
Guy 1:I think I'm gonna ask Em out.
Guy 2: No don't Em likes Jose, don't ruin it.
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myself, who is named em. I am the stupidest and most idiotic creature on this planet. hate me, you know you want to.
Don't hate em because she's beautiful... hate her because she's not!
by the anarchist June 09, 2004
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Europe MapleStory, a game which makes you become addicted and leeches your money + life.
Ex1:

a) dude you play EMS or GMS?
b) EMS FTW !!!

Ex2:

You have been playing MapleStory for 32 hour(s). We suggest you to take a break.

*keeps tapping to ctrl*
by xxxFangBladexxx0o0o October 18, 2010
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funny friend :) she has mega hyper turns and love lilo and stitch. there, see, i mentioned stitch. anyway, clowns arnt her best friend but that very much dead evil dark lord monkey might be. flying monkeys rule. want some tomacco?
em: VMDEDLM did a purple shit over there.
me: eww. hey look! flying monkeys!
em: cool!!
me: want some tomacco?
em: wohoo!
by :poisonedheart: January 15, 2004
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