by melovedean January 07, 2009
by kikaimaster August 17, 2007
This is a name for a some guy's girlfriend. Typical guy who calls his girlfriend 'em' is a real beta-male, skinny, has no self-esteem and has a really unmanly whiny voice. That girl he calls 'em' is pretty likely to be his only girlfriend. He is also prejudiced that he can get any girl, based on credential that he thinks she has.
by pussy haters July 03, 2013
by Wordmeanings June 16, 2018
myself, who is named em. I am the stupidest and most idiotic creature on this planet. hate me, you know you want to.
by the anarchist June 09, 2004
Ex1:
a) dude you play EMS or GMS?
b) EMS FTW !!!
Ex2:
You have been playing MapleStory for 32 hour(s). We suggest you to take a break.
*keeps tapping to ctrl*
a) dude you play EMS or GMS?
b) EMS FTW !!!
Ex2:
You have been playing MapleStory for 32 hour(s). We suggest you to take a break.
*keeps tapping to ctrl*
by xxxFangBladexxx0o0o October 18, 2010
funny friend :) she has mega hyper turns and love lilo and stitch. there, see, i mentioned stitch. anyway, clowns arnt her best friend but that very much dead evil dark lord monkey might be. flying monkeys rule. want some tomacco?
em: VMDEDLM did a purple shit over there.
me: eww. hey look! flying monkeys!
em: cool!!
me: want some tomacco?
em: wohoo!
me: eww. hey look! flying monkeys!
em: cool!!
me: want some tomacco?
em: wohoo!
by :poisonedheart: January 15, 2004