He dreamed of his macho dog trainer and neighborhood ice cream man, waking up with mud splattered sheets. He had woken experiencing recturnal emissions.
by JorgeHammer July 24, 2010
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"If Bobby had not have been such an Eassa the night of the party, the cops wouldn't have came."
"STOP BEING AN EASSA!"
"I liked you until I realized you were an Eassa."
"STOP BEING AN EASSA!"
"I liked you until I realized you were an Eassa."
by Sloppy Jesus June 2, 2014
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Emassfinated is an adjective that means stunned, shocked, or unfazed feelings towards something you like.
"Manny was Emassfinated whenever Emily came along into his life."
"I was Emassfinated when I saw Destiny"
"I was Emassfinated when I saw Destiny"
by Dequan Brown yes yes February 24, 2025
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by The First Emasian November 22, 2004
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Woman 2 : 'Urg!, last year John gave me an eMas!'
Woman 2 : 'Urg!, last year John gave me an eMas!'
by IVIoosh December 8, 2010
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