eggplant

A edible food that is used by man to penetrate their asses, they usually do this in groups.

man 1: yo I just got a new eggplant, wanna try it with me.
man 2: YEAH BOI
woman: wait wtf
man 1: just shove it in my ass when your ready

by oofie447 March 5, 2019

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Matapedia eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals

Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..

by boatedRus July 23, 2025

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russian eggplant

Carbon neutral eggplant, of Russian origin used to assert sexual dominance

Cindy got a Russian eggplant in his a$$ when he got with that milf

by The shmiz November 27, 2020

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Eggplant

A Zuchini type friendship where the primary focus is for sexual inter course

Wait, are y’all Zuchinis?

No, we’re Eggplants.

by 17374838499 August 21, 2020

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eggplant girl

A female whose body type is between a BBW and an Athletic one. They usually wear purple colored one piece dresses and take the shape of an eggplant. Formally known as EPs in the sex industry for their oblong body type and sexual prowess.

You should check out that site eggplantgirl.com. That Eggplant Girl can surely ride him like a trailer hitch!

by LRockDub20 November 21, 2018

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