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edito

Edito is a very responsible and hardworking person. When you do something wrong against him, he'll wait until you get "3 strikes" before he confronts and talks to you. Edito claims that he don't have that many friends, but you see him surrounded with people who treats him like family. He is artistic, funny, charming, understanding and patient. Just a heads up, Edito's love language is acts of service so he is not really showy of his affections. But he love you I swear! You are one lucky person to have an Edito in your life as a family member, a friend, or as a lifetime partner.
Have you met Edito yet? I'll introduce you to him. You won't regret getting to know that person.
by SageGreen52 June 8, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Editor

A mother fucking dumbshit who doesn't know how to publish a good quality word. These people do their jobs like shit and need to learn the definition of good.
"Dude 95% of my words get rejected because of the dipshit Urban Dictionary Editor."
by Samuel Sanudo March 2, 2015
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urban dictionary editors

random people on urban dictionary who look over the thousands of definitions coming through daily, and subsequently pick the most common, repetitive, useless definitions to approve.

while the rest of us spend grueling hours racking our genius minds coming up with many eloquent, well explained definitions to uncommon and obscure words, these urban dictionary editors simply seem blind to even minuscule amounts of talent, ignoring all of our futile efforts.

many are left dismayed and irked by the utter incompetency of the majority of 'editors' on this site. i can only pray that the good editors (though few in number) will stumble upon my definitions and submit them for approval.
feeling like a karen, might get all bitchy and complain about the urban dictionary editors again

person 1: "urban dictionary is the best!"

person 2 (not published): "yeah, when the urban dictionary editors approve ur submissions."
person 3: don't be so petty.

hi urban dictionary editors, hope this non hate speech is meaningful
by cozyvixen October 27, 2021
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edible panties

panties that you can eat
Mandi's edible panties were amazinggg
by Tamara Alves November 4, 2007
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Maxwell Edison

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
by mag February 27, 2005
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Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.
It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?
by T Money November 22, 2004
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Edible

Any material substance which can be consumed without causing harm or death.
Hey, I eat flowers and weeds.

Is that edible?

Yes, I have not died yet.
by nourozi September 10, 2012
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