Morning excitement

The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.

He couldn’t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.

by islington345 February 8, 2022

Excrementionary

Cross between Excrement and Extraordinary

Like when you see a Old beat up Porsche its Extraordinary because its a Porsche, but its still a piece of crap because its Super beat up. Like it got in a fight with Mike Tyson. (so it was missing its left rear view mirror)

"Wow! That Porsche is Excrementionary!"

by ChrisGrovez May 7, 2009

Excitement

The feeling you get from certain fabrics and clothes, mainly soft and comfy pants.

"I'd love to take you home and get into those pants tonight."

"You can't get into my excitement."

by Allisynwonderland September 24, 2017

Awkward Excitement

When you get really excited for something, but it turns really awkward.

Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-

Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-

by LoannahForever January 12, 2011

expiremental

An expiremental is neither Dom nor sub instead they prefer to expiremental in the bed using both in a way that not even they will know untill they do their "expirement" so if someone say they are an expiremental this is what they are referring to

I'm not a Dom or a sub I'm a expiremental

by Thekomaswordsman August 20, 2017

Exceedment

When you exceed something

This load weighs 26 tons that is in exceedment of the 25 ton weight limit.

by I.h8.lvrs September 23, 2020

Boring Excitement

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

by mariaviolet November 8, 2009