deaftard

An extremely retarded deaf person.
A deaf person who lacks normality.

A deaf person starts ranting incoherently as if he/she thought their speaking skills were outstanding is a deaftard.
Any deaf person who doesn't fit into society and our norms is a deaftard by any means.

by deaftard May 4, 2005

Phone deaf

When someone cannot hear the world around them while using their phone.

That girl is phone deaf.

by mzs454 January 18, 2021

dweasel

short for the term dick weasel; it refers to someone who is so ravenous for the cock that they are willing to,indeed, burrow up a male's pant leg, and obscond their genitals.

1)that christina is a dweasel!
2)she has balls growing out of her chin.
3)what a cock gobbler/dick burgler.

by mescelestus May 1, 2008

Stone Deaf

When one has smoked so much marijuana that they are unresponsive and they do no hear anyone around them trying to get their attention

This kid is so stone deaf all he's doing is starring at the door hinge. Thats neg props and he's haggard

by AlAx August 14, 2005

deaf willy

when a suave gentleman decides to fuck his girl in the ear and flood her ear with his man juice, thus leaving her temporarily deaf.

Ming gave Jennifer the deaf willy with his 3.54 inch dremel because she was not being obedient to his sexual desires.

by Ali R. September 15, 2008

Dweef

A dweeb who only feeds on queefs, much in the way a vampire feeds purely on blood.

You're going downtown? This late? Well... watch out for the dweefs in the alleys, here's some mace for you if one tries to feed on your snatch gas.

by Dweefhunter February 7, 2009

dwaft

made up in 2001 by knizzle meaning pussy

"You are a faggot ass dwaft!"

"Damn, that dwaft stinks!"

by Roland Mussles December 8, 2004