Epic dump

A dump is considered epic, when pooping no longer causes the toilet water to splash.

Person 1: I just took an epic dump!
Person 2: I bet the toilet is clogged now...
Person 1: It is.

by AtokNiiro May 31, 2010

dumbfucklard

A person who is a fucklard from the head to the feet including in totality, except the soul.

A person who has a brain made of lamb fat shredded with ear wax.

"Look mama, George Bush..."

"Oh, which country will that dumbfucklard attack now..."

by Thandak January 5, 2008

Huge Dump

A defecation session that requires heavy dilation of the anus that lasts anywhere from 24 to 72 hours.

"Hey man, where have you been?"
"Whoah dude, I just took a huge dump."

by kuroifuragu February 3, 2010

Incapacitating dump

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.

His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

by RoboCop 3000 July 11, 2010

I dump your ass

Stranger things

Hay mike I dump your ass

by Lilly hopefu August 6, 2019

pump and dump

Having sex with a woman one time and then never talking to them again

Boi Mike pulled an epic pump and dump with that girl from the bar

by sully224 December 5, 2016

power dump

When you take a crap that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your ass or nuts

Damn my ass is soaked after that power dump

by LUkeAss January 10, 2004