Douchefucking 

The ability to make up words while finding it funny to be an asshole, usually done by a small dickless rat like child, or NM.

Girl: did you hear that kid douchefucking?
Guy: yeah chances are he's a douchefucker.

Douchefucking by coup Seville February 9, 2010

Douchefucking cockhead 

A vile human, someone who literally can suck a dick

Hilaire is such a Douchefucking cockhead, Someone should punch him in the balls!

Douchefucking cockhead by SNACKTAPUS May 25, 2018

Douchebucket 

The receptacle that catches dirty vagina water after someone douches, hence meaning it is more vile and disgusting than just simply douching.

That girl April is so horrible she's a douchebucket.

Douchebucket by Twunkle March 13, 2015

douchebucket 

A bucket of douche water.

"That dude is a serious fucking douchebucket!"

douchebucket by AshlyL July 12, 2015

Douchecuck

A so called man who likes flicking his bean whilst his "wife" satisfies another man sexually and whose is also a douche

That bloke Guido loves a butt plug shoved up his bum by the missus because he's a bit of a Douchecuck

Douchecuck by Astralchimp December 13, 2025

douchefecta 

a docuhe that has 3 things or more that make him a douche.

a guy who has a harley motorcycle, tight shirt and poped-collar total douchefecta

douchefecta by non-douchefecta April 24, 2010

Douchefus 

A combination of Douch And Doofus.

What's wrong with that guy? He's a douchefus, man.

Douchefus by eriuqsnahtan June 23, 2011