Donks

1). A foolish act
2). An unwanted object or event

Ex:
Oh, I heard that Layla rejected Jackson.... that's donks!
Trystin didn't want to come to school because he said it was Donks.
Person 1- Hey I bought you a new car!
Person 2- I dont want your old ass car. Its donks!

by ThatsDonks May 2, 2019

donk

(n) a huge shit, sometimes big enough to clog a toilet

Bro, I just dropped a donk in your bathroom so you may want to stay out of there for the next few days.

by Jonkey May 1, 2008

Donked

Also "donked up", Something is donked if it has been destroyed, damaged beyond repair, made moot, "totaled" in the context of automobiles, etc. If someone "donked it up", they messed up/screwed up/were responsible for the thing having become/having been donked. Originally from the tv program Adventure Time, which is known for its original internal slang.

Finn, you donked up my photos!

by BriftBlue May 26, 2018

donk

- To ejaculate on someone or something

"I donked all over Jimmy's face last nite"

by Youllbefine May 18, 2008

donk

who the fuck doesnt know what a donk is when its hanging about in in my grannys pussy.

" grandma tildy, i wanna ram you with my donk!"
grandma gertrude: "im so jealous"

by poopfunga July 25, 2018

donk

who the fuck doesnt know what a donk is when its hanging about in in my grannys pussy.

" grandma tildy, i wanna ram you with my donk!"
grandma gertrude: "im so jealous"

by poopfunga July 25, 2018

donk

a donkey that is crossbred with a duck

it makes a sound like a quacking ass

holy shit look at that flying donkey!!!
no thats not a flying donkey.......its a motherfucking DONK!!!!!!!!!!!

by donkbitchhoe January 31, 2009