When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.
girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”
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Get the You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. mug.1.An saying for an Asian exchange student to use when questioned about abnormal sayings, actions or lunches.
2.Sometimes used as a simple small talk device leaving the word at the end up to the listener.
2.Sometimes used as a simple small talk device leaving the word at the end up to the listener.
1.(When asked about patting Luke randomly on the shoulder and saying "Swimming....")
"In Korea we do not go's to swimming, we do not know a swimming..."
2. "Hey Tom why's your shirt say Le Coq Sportif on it, that sounds an awful lot like cock, did you know that?"
"In korea we do not...."
"....That's very good Tom..."
"In Korea we do not go's to swimming, we do not know a swimming..."
2. "Hey Tom why's your shirt say Le Coq Sportif on it, that sounds an awful lot like cock, did you know that?"
"In korea we do not...."
"....That's very good Tom..."
by Smegma_Sherbert March 7, 2009
Get the In Korea we do not mug.Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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