divorciversary

annual celebration of the day you were officially free from that loser/asshole/bitch/whore etc.....

I'm heading to Vegas for this year's divorciversary.

by DSWF August 25, 2010

Divorce

When your bitch wife wants to leave you to fuck some crackhead asshole behind McDonald's

You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray

by MyWifeLeftMeAndTookMyKids October 4, 2019

Hollywood Divorce

Hollywood Divorce occurs when an urban trend becomes accepted and popular in mainstream usage. As a result, the trend is no longer acceptable in urban communities.

"Swagger got Hollywood Divorced when Old Spice named a body spray after it."

The term "bling" or "bling-bling" used first by Cash Money Millionaires in the 90s' got Hollywood Divorced in 2003 after entry into the Oxford English Dictionary.

by LVeezy40 February 25, 2009

Divorce

YES!!! I DID IT! I AM THE GREATEST!! BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY!!

Iam "Hey, you hear about the Divorce?"

Hym "DID YOU DOUBT MY POWER!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2022

the leading cause of divorce in america

HALO.

Lauren - "so tell me your thoughts on this game, halo."
Tanner - "Halo = the leading cause of divorce in America."

by laurendino June 30, 2008

Divorce

One of the worst things parents can do to devastate their child.

Divorce sucks ugh!

by Bunnies! July 30, 2011

Dick DiLorenzo

An expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. Nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. Often refers to a person with a lot of rage.

Man, after Jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a Dick DiLorenzo. It fell over again and he got pissed!

by Tom Cochran October 11, 2004