Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
by Butter Mike April 27, 2020
Get the social distancemug. Our hotel room was within staggering distance of the beach, so we didn't have to call a cab.
You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.
You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.
by doucher June 9, 2012
Get the staggering distancemug. by Theoreticalpsydragon April 4, 2020
Get the Social distancingmug. Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.
Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-home rally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.
by RioRacehorse April 25, 2020
Get the Socialmedia Distancingmug. by comic sans April 13, 2020
Get the Social Distancingmug. When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.
John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.
by Hubba Bubba DA Chewing Gum July 27, 2007
Get the chair-distancemug. I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.
by Anonymous November 2, 2002
Get the go for distancemug.