Skip to main content

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

Misinterpreted translation of "Fuck bitches, get money", from modern Ebonics into archaic English.

A more accurate translation would be "Copulate with females, acquire currency", as clearly the intent of the original phrase is to have sex with women and become rich (ideally simultaneously). However, the more correct version does not fit as neatly into a captioned image.

Alternately, the translation could unwittingly provide a poignant vignette of males who spend a great deal of time on the internet, as they would quite likely be the type to curse women due to their own ineptitude at IRL social interactions. The original translator's assumption that "fuck" should be interpreted as "disregard" (despite the enormous canon of rap literature in which "fuck", when directed towards women, very often refers to the act of coitus) speaks volumes about this.
Rob: Man, I'm terrible at dancing. Whenever I peel myself off the couch to go out to the bar, women won't go near me on the dance floor.

Steve: You know what I always say. Disregard females, acquire currency. You're unemployed, though, so probably forget about the second bit.

Rob: ...
by stocking stuffa August 23, 2011
mugGet the Disregard Females, Acquire Currency mug.

Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.
Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009
mugGet the Disregard That I Suck Cocks mug.

distressed

Clothing that is ripped/made dirty during the manufacturing process, which for some reason makes it more desirable and expensive than if it were unripped and clean .
a: Dude, you're an idiot. No one is going to buy your dirty old socks on eBay.
b: They're not dirty, they're distressed.
by iEatPoo May 15, 2006
mugGet the distressed mug.

distress

Extreme heartache and suffering most likely caused by a guy you trust and keep trusting, but they always inadvertently push you away and make you feel like you're dying. But you tell them it's ok and they believe you then ask your friend and they tell them you're distressed.
Guy:"Hey let's not be thing"
Person:"Yeah I was thinking that too"*walks away dying*
Friend to Guy:"oh boy she's distressed"
by Thatdistressedgirl21 December 27, 2016
mugGet the distress mug.

do the dishes

A term used for code around your friends when you have to use the bathroom for number 2.
OMG, I SOOO have to "DO the DISHES"!!
by Sara Spy August 17, 2006
mugGet the do the dishes mug.

Damsel-In-Distress

She wants you to bail her out of every situation. You may offer her advice instead, but she'd rather just have your money. She is never satisfied with any situation, and usually nitpicks until the situation is ridiculously out-of-control.
Person A: Dude, ______ is having a really rough time. Maybe we should help her out.

Person B: <SMACK> Bitch! Don't fall for that #$*^T! She's just pulling a "Damsel-in-distress!"
by Crackerpants October 19, 2011
mugGet the Damsel-In-Distress mug.

disrespecting

a word used by some women of all colors, mostly urban, fat, overbearing and ghetto fabulous when you busted them on their unsocial rude and usually "I don't care" attitude.
Guy? excuse me but did you know your escalade is taking up 3 handicapped spots while you're waiting on that case of beer, pork rinds and nail polish?

Lady: Get outta my face! Don't you be disrespecting me!
by man on white, hold the mayo September 11, 2011
mugGet the disrespecting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email