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recipe for disaster

What you follow when you've got an appetite for destruction.
"We had to stop outside of Pheonix, no gas, no money, just a van full of liquor and electric guitars."
"Sounds like a recipe for disaster."
"Fortunately I have an insataible appetite for destruction."
by righteous path August 19, 2009
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Bath School disaster

The worst act of mass murder involving an American school in history. On May 18, 1927, in Bath, Michigan, 45 people were killed as well as 58 injured by a man named Andrew Kehoe. Most of the dead were elementary school students. The incident has been forgotten by many because the event happened just a few days before Charles Lindbergh's flight across the Atlantic Ocean.

Basically, some asshole named Kehoe was pissed off that he couldn't pay off his mortgage because taxes for the Bath Consolidated School were too high. So, like any reasonable person, he decided to blow it up. He spent over a year gathering explosives and wiring it inside the school right underneath the classrooms. Then on May 18, he bashed his wife's head in, then blew up his farm with all of the animals inside. As the firefighters rushed to the scene, an enormous explosion at the school killed dozens of people. Then, as if that wasn't enough, Kehoe drove his car to the school and blew it up, killing himself and a few others, including the school superintendent. And in an ironic twist, the police discovered that if he had sold all of the unused equipment on his farm, he could have easily paid off his mortgage.

This is the best example to use when an old timer tells you how kids today are so terrible shooting up schools, when the worst massacre probably occurred before he was even born!
Old Timer: Back in my day, we didn't have all them school shootings. We treated our fellow man with respect goddamnit! Why, I had to walk 10 miles in the snow...

Me: Are you fucking kidding me? You do realize that the worst school massacre happened in 1927, right? Ever heard of the Bath School disaster?
by OrthodoxShepard December 10, 2010
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Disasterstroke

When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.
Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.

Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude
by dr ben May 30, 2013
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Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain
After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep
by TheNickR May 2, 2022
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disasturbation

To masturbate during a disaster, or when normal masturbation turns disastrous.
Masturbation turns into disasturbation if you're arrested for doing it in public.
by eosbnnaarsh November 8, 2011
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Dismasted

1. To have a catastrophic failure with a girl in bed (due to erection problems). Word arrived from ancient pirate manner of speaking, relating everything with seamanship.
Yarr, lady, thar was some heavy seas in your lagoon that left me dismasted so early!
by aluc April 3, 2012
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Dishaunter

When you dishonor and haunt someone putting them in a place of great distress
"Man, you brought great Dishaunter to your family"
by Mr. Monopoly The First June 7, 2017
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