I was discombobulated this morning
by Emily Saunders 1235 April 1, 2021

He loves Amelie and has confessed his love over many text messages which backfired terribly and is terrible at maths. He also sits next to Amelie every day and fails drop game due. Additionally he never does any work and is always messing about and blames it on other people taking his stuff is a complete lie.
"Discombobulated Gullibalingam , why aren't you doing any of your work!"
by Prophesying the tales of Zac November 16, 2023

when someones so fucking dumb there discombobulated
by JizzLord74 January 11, 2024

A definition of a narcotic, such as Ketamine, which discombobulates a person. Whereas stimulant drugs are drugs that temporarily increase alertness and awareness, a discombobulant would have quite the opposite effect.
The subject snorted 125 milligrams of discombobulant. Within 15 minutes the drugs effects became apparent and within 30 minutes the subject was completely discombobulated.
by The Bloke January 16, 2008

That moment when your mama wack upside the head and for a quick second you have no clue whats going on cause your mama gave you temporary brain damage and was arrested for child abuse and now you are lost in the world. You are confused, lost, and have no idea whats going on. That is discombobulated.
by qwertyutopia April 13, 2020

by Posh124 August 8, 2023

Having soo much constipation that u cannot push it out and instead your large intestine comes out through your asshole and your testicles get sunken inward due to air pressure.
*random dude*:i just got Discombobulated after eating taco bell while making love to my wife
AB:Been there,done that, but with my dog.
AB:Been there,done that, but with my dog.
by Smolchungusfatass69420 March 30, 2023
