cocksford dicktionary

self-explanatory

I've never seen a chode like that. I had to look it up in the cocksford dicktionary

by seebbix February 6, 2021

Urban dicktionary

Urban dicktionary is the best place to find proper definitions of actuall words and phrases. It is not used for jokes and fun. Overall, you should be looking for this definition in Urban dicktionary, not Urban diktionary.

-What does "Ahjhrkiolnheu" mean?
-I don't know, look it up on Urban dicktionary.

by ditt ekte navn February 10, 2022

ur-BAN dicktionary

the title for people that were banned for saying sex related things. they are urban dicks.

friend: i saw an ur-BAN dicktionary earlier today
me: wow, what did he say?
friend: a city is a type of sex when you do vore and throw a fetus

by [{(KAT)}] October 27, 2020

dickason disease

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.

Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.

by JP1986 December 5, 2011

dickquation

A situation where a man needs to concoct an elaborate scheme to enable sexual relations with a woman.

Dude, I've been trying everything to slide into this girl but she's a real dickquation.

by Fury McPowerface June 13, 2019

Urban Dickedtionaried

Thinking you have a completely original word and submit it to UD without searching it first; Only to find out it's already been published.

"What's wrong Jay?"
"I just got Urban Dickedtionaried"
"That sucks dude, what was your word?"

" Why the long face Jess?"
" I just Got UD'd"

by Mastro K February 2, 2021

dictation

When you giving a girl that good pipe work

yo danielle the dictation last night

by indigo vanity September 23, 2010