Diablo II

A highly addictive game, NOT a MMORPG but more of a mini-MMORPG. 4 players per battle-net game, all of which are 14 or 15.

B-net native: Your mom is a whore.
me: Sorry I wont give you the item
B.net native: im crying
me: Good.

by Loque July 9, 2005

Diablo 2

An Extremely Addictive game that should be burnt, where the Sorceress class can kill anyone via spamming spells such as "Chain Lightning" "Blizzard" or "Ice Orb". A good Diablo2 player would only make any other class to help the SCORCERSS!

A good gamer would burn his or her copy of Diablo2… I know how you feel…

"I just spent 3 hours doing baal runs to level up and i got killed and lost all my exp!!!!"

"Dude you play Diablo2??? Get the hell away from me!"

by Bloodaxe555 July 4, 2005

Diablo Water

Extracted Elephant seeds. Psychedelic water chemically close to LSD. Safe to drink.

Damn foo, I drank some Diablo Water and tripped nuts for 8 hours!

by drizzles November 7, 2009

el diablo

el means the dumbass

dude you just said "the the diablo is coming back"

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

diablo steampot

While having sex under a blanket, the male deficates, then proceeds to trap the female under the blanket to endure the stench of the feces.

"Bro, last night I fucked this bitch and trapped her in a diablo steampot."

by Theory_ September 15, 2011

diablo whore

Someone who won't quit playing Diablo.

"Get off my ps4 diablo whore"

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

Diablo Valley College

Otherwise known as DVC, it is a community college situated in Pleasant Hill, CA. It's known for its curve-destroying over achieving Asian students, inability to find a parking spot after 8AM, poorly designed buildings complete with an insufficient number of restrooms and flimsy feeling floors that reverberate your foot steps, incredibly long waiting lists for classes, and proximity to In N Out Burger.

Yu-Wang: "I have a 10:00 AM Calculus 3 class this semester at Diablo Valley College."

Xien: "You better arrive at 6:30 AM if you want to find a parking spot!"

Yu-Wang: "Good idea. It will give me a chance to get 4 chapters ahead in my Calc book."

Xien: "Only 4 chapters? Enjoy your B."

by EverettR February 20, 2013