Reader Despair Syndrome

Anxiety caused by not keeping up with one's Internet reading, particularly longer articles and a flood of tweets.

Man... Reader Despair Syndrome... 100 plus new tweets every 10 minutes.

by rperazag June 20, 2010

Despacito 2

A cult ran by roblox noob spiders

"Despacito 2 eat my spider bussy"
"Dame tu America"
"This is Cosita"
"Why the fuck am I alive"

by HouseplantChan July 20, 2018

the despair faction

A really cool fan club for AFI. When you join you get a crapload of cool AFI shit. The members-only website is really lacking though.

wow on 30 bucks! im in!

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 8, 2004

Merpy Derpy

"Merpy Derpy" Is the feeling of happiness, but also slightly sad or confused.

"I was feeling very Merpy Derpy today in class."

by CharmanderIsFire April 8, 2015

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009

derpylocks

Noun
1. An individual who embodies the adjective, 'derpy'. They appear clumsy, stupid, and lost while doing normal daily activities. The term is derived from "Goldilocks", the female character in The Three Bears who clearly doesn't know her stuff.

The staff working at the deli didn't know where anything was and take ridiculously long making everyone's sandwiches; the line didn't move for 10 minutes

"Why does this place only hire derpylocks?"

by noideasforausername October 18, 2012

Despayeet

A verb created when the song name ‘Despacito’ and the word ‘yeet’ are combined. The term despacito translates to slowly, whereas Yeet can be a slag word for throw. The meaning of these two words combined is ‘slowly throw’. This juxtaposes the original meaning of Yeet as being a brash slang word, therefore creating an oxymoronic word.

“I shall be a moment Gregory, just allow me the time to DESPAYEET this baby across the room”

by OrangeJuiceCJ July 7, 2018