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Derian

Crazy ass guy with a big nape and smells worse than Republicanoalso he is a crybaby
This guy is so derian
by ldmddkm March 22, 2025
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Derivative

The scientific application of measuring anal play enjoyment of a male subject by holding their flaccid member from behind while simultaneously applying pressure between their cheeks. The weight and growth measured during direct contact via the holder to the hole from behind is what is calculated using this method.
“I found out recently at my derivative appointment that a tongue punch to my fart box is 6x just a finger insertion!”
by DoctorDerivative August 18, 2025
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finds the slope of any function, particularly how fast my life is becoming worse
find the derivative of 3x
actually the derivative of my life’s goodness is -1928271718x^2887777
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Chronic Defibator

1. One who chronically adds terms and definitions to Urban Dictionary.

2. One who chronically masturbates to definitions of words.

Derived from the words "definition" and "masturbator."

Commonly labeled with the word "homo" and "fag."
1. (Boy 1: Dude, I was on Urban Dictionary last night adding words.

Boy 2: You're such a chronic defibator.)

2. (See him? He always carries around a dictionary, I think he's a chronic defibator.)
by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010
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