When something bad happened you just stood there staring in space blankly and can't digest the news. Few hours after that the news hit you. It suddenly feels real and you just burst into tears like an insane maniac. It is like a pending reaction.
Doctor coming out of operation theatre.
"Im sorry Mrs. Smith, your husband didn't make it through surgery"
Mrs. Smith collapse and just sit on the chair for hours.
Later after that she bursted into tears and scream like mad. She just can't believe the news is real. That's a painful delayed response.
"Im sorry Mrs. Smith, your husband didn't make it through surgery"
Mrs. Smith collapse and just sit on the chair for hours.
Later after that she bursted into tears and scream like mad. She just can't believe the news is real. That's a painful delayed response.
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John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.
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Alex broke her own rules of swallowing semen when she threw up later in the day resulting in a delayed spit.
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Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
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