Deaf man's delight

You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anything.

I was eatin' my chick out when she closed her legs and gave me a deaf man's delight.

by Dynamite Boy December 17, 2008

Surveyors' Delight

a carbonated beverage composed of two parts Sunkist and one part Mountain Dew. refreshingly delicious in the summertime.

Surveyor 1: Lawsy me, I'm parched.

Surveyor 2: Do like me. Getcha a Surveyors' Delight.

by MofistolRobinson January 28, 2009

Deigh

A name given to the most wonderful people! The type of person to leave a lasting impression in your life! An overachiever and a big dreamer! They work efficiently and fast to get work done as soon as possible because they hate procrastinating. They love to keep themselves occupied with something to do and are great at multitasking. Deighs know what they want in life and makes sure that they never lose sight of who they truly are. They can be your best friend or your worst enemy! They add flavor to the lives of others and spice up every moment of it! They can be described as a big ball of fun and love. They are the cutest people you will ever meet! Deighs tend to be linguists and have many talents. They love food and appreciate the the little things in life. Their lives tend to be extraordinary and usually touch the lives of others. They are great communicators and are very honest. Fast learners. They will learn EVERYTHING and ANYTHING! They have a strong personality that may intimidate others but when you get to know them, they are actually nice people.

My friend Deigh learned how to play the saxophone a week ago and she is hella good at it already!

Deigh scored the highest in the exam again! Does she even study?

Deigh is the best girlfriend in the world! She got me a huge platter of sushi!

by The Soldier December 23, 2014

delightful

Relating to something pleasant; pleasurable.

Those lemon bars you made for me were simply delightful.

by whoknowstherealme? January 13, 2010

Turkish Delight

An unexpected surprise that occurs during a bisexual three-way in the shower when the participants get covered in female projectile ejaculate, semen and scat.

I was pounding my boyfriend Ivan in the shower while his friend Jayne was sucking him off and finger banging herself. I pulled out and we all came at once and fell into a heap on the shower floor covered in Turkish Delight.

by TBTara December 5, 2013

Chocolate Glazed Delight

When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.

"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."

by leashomemea and blargin fargin April 24, 2009

Carpenters delight

Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.

I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.

by Swaggy longbottom November 2, 2017