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Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.
Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.
by meggymc September 3, 2022
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Bad Decision Shoulders

To rotate ones shoulder's, raising one after another while keeping your arms bent at the elbows whilst gravitating towards a bad decision. Most commonly used to describe someone on the path of unfaithfulness, exuding a particularly joyous excitement about the prospect that is visible in their shoulders.
Nathan gave one last sly smile to Danny, Tom and Rich before giving a vigorous episode of bad decision shoulders then turning and moving towards the ladies at the bar.
by Spoonsauce June 19, 2022
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Driveway Decision

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.
Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision
by .Bwy. November 16, 2023
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Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM)

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.

Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024
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Being a backronym of AADC (the title of an Indonesian movie), "autopilot apocalypse decision control" is the condition where someone experiences monotonous daily routine, e.g. high school students who go to school for 8 hours every Monday to Friday.
Imagine autopilot adaptive decision controls you all the time, making you have to go to school for 8 hours from Monday to Friday.
by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025
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Cowboy Decision

A brave, bold and sometimes reckless judgement call.
I pulled a cowboy decision and texted her a picture of my limp dick.
by Kahuna77 March 24, 2017
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decision deficient

When you can never make a decision, even if miniscule.
"what do you want to eat" -person1
"i dont know" -person2
"you NEVER KNOW" -person1
"i am decision deficient" -person2
"i have realized" -person1
by thehomepantry November 30, 2017
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