cheeky delinquent

aka bizzle f wizzle

There goes cheeky delinquent getting another degree...

by the most dependable skeleton February 14, 2012

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights

The tasty air-puffed snack endorsed by Mr.Schmallow.

Hello Fallows! I'm Mister Schmallow!

by Zach G. November 19, 2003

Cop's Delight

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

by tnt May 1, 2003

nigger's delight

n. - indicating a vehicle in poorly kept condition, with more "make-up" or bondo than paint, on it than a drag-queen.

adj. - a late-model, no-paint havin', busted-ass rustin', back-firing, black smoke belchin' hooptie...ridin' on 20s

Teresa: "Dang! Have you seen Tommy's new car yet?"
Marlon: "Nah but I heard it looks like garbage"
both in unison: "...a real nigger's delight!"

by anansi210 June 23, 2007

Delina

Delina is a egotisitcal person but deep inside doen't that that highly of her self or does she. She has a contaigous laugh and a bright personaily. She is a little clumsy and sometimes embrasses herself. She is an extrovert and always surrounds her self with lots of diffrent people but she also likes being lazy and alone on her phone. Delina tends to forget things but she is very smart. Delina can be a kind carring friend.(Delina is A DELINA WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! BUT DONT BOTHER HER WHEN SHES ON HER PHONE... OR ELSE!!!!!!!

Shreeya: DELINAAA LETS TALK AND STUFF
Delina: Your literally just watching youtube and I'm watching netflix bye.

Shreeya: You did a preety good job on the project
Delina: PREETY GOOD I'm the best at everything I do
Shreeya: Sureee

Shreeya: Says a long explation on how I hurt her feelings
Delina: I'm really sorry extremly sorry what can I do so yo can forgive me (Says 50 sorrys)

by HEY123456789012234 August 2, 2018

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight
The Starland Vocal Band

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Repeat chorus.

Ron Burgundy was enjoying an afternoon delight with the lady of the house when Brick sprang up from under their floor panels.

by Gojiman December 29, 2007

Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge, born on December 13th 1975, is a founding member of the bands blink-182, box car racer and angels and airwaves. He grew up in Poway, CA. Tom believes strongly in aliens--very strongly--and bought a computer for the soul purpose of looking up alien websites. He believes he was abducted and anally probed .. on purpose. His stage nickname is "Hott Pants." He's married (unfortunately) to his highschool sweetheart, Jen Jenkins and they have a daughter named Ava. He married Jen on May 26, 2001 after proposing to her while she was sleeping on their tour bus. He currently lives in Encinitis, CA. He was introduced to his best friend, Mark Hoppus, by Mark's sister Anne who wrote the book, "Tales From Beneath Your Mom," about her brother's band. Tom costarred in the movies The Urethra Chronicles 1 and 2 and made a guest appearence, along with band members, Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus, in American Pie. In high school he was kicked out for being drunk at a highschool basketball (possibly football) game. He was forced to go to Rancho Bernardo High. He was later admitted back into his high school and was voted prom king, which angered his school's officials greatly. The song "Dick Lips" was written about this event. Blink-182 is currently on hiatus since 2005 to "spend more time with their families", but Box Car Racer broke up one year after their first album "Box Car Racer" because Travis and Tom were both in the band and Mark felt alienated. Tom didn't want his best friend to feel this way, so the band split up and their website, boxcarracer.com was taken down. It has since then been put back up and the Angels and Airwaves first CD is expected out soon. A blink's greatest hits album is also expected out soon. Blink was the original name of blink-182 because Tom likes short verbs. But, they were sued by an Irish techno band also called blink and though many rumors were made for the reason of the "182" it is in fact just a random number to avoid law suit. Blink's produced the following CDs: Flyswatter, Buddha, Cheshire Cat, Dude Ranch, Enema of the State, The Mark Tom and Travis Show, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, and blink-182/self-titled/untitled. Aside from being a big gross pervert with his buddies, Tom is the sexiest man on earth and the funniest and best guitarist and singer in the world. I have been inspired by him and all of his bands (of course ... that's why i know this much by heart!!) and I will always love him.

Me: Tom DeLonge is the sexiest, most amazing man on earth!

You: YEAH!

by Tom DeLonge_Lover July 20, 2008