Passing by to buy tires for my daughter

"Passing by to buy tires for my daughter" is slang in the United States Marine Corps for laying siege to, seizing, and controlling fueling facilities during combat operations or civil unrest

"Gas prices are through the roof right now. I was over at Costco this morning passing by to buy tires for my daughter and the line was 4 cars deep on each pump. Naturally I told the attendant "I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

by Backyard Possum May 12, 2021

daughtergate

When a mother knows she has an absolute filthy whore for a daughter, but does everything she can to cover it up from the father. (In reference to the famed Watergate scandal of the early 70's. )

Timmy..." I'm skipping school with Martha tomorrow. We're just gonna go to her house and fuck all day"

Edmundo..." Yeah, but won't her mom be there?""

Timmy..." Yep, but it doesn't matter it's a regular daughtergate over there....Anything goes ."

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011

House-daughter

A teen age girl how has working parents or guardians, and stays home to take care of the home and younger siblings. Often a house-wife in training or has a mother who has planed out her daughter's future.

Random teen age girl: "I am so pissed at my mom."

Another random teen age girl: "What now?"
Random teen age girl: "She is trying to make me into into a house-daughter! I watch the kids, make dinner, do the dishes and do the laundry. She is crazy if she thinks I am going to be a house-wife!!!!

by No reason to know my name July 23, 2014

Daughter sniffer

Welcome to the new Daughter sniffer! The new Daughter sniffer in the White House of 2022 were created by commu- I mean scientists! Bring your daughter toward the sniffer and it will sniff your daughter! It will even sniff your daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter! Get the new Daughter sniffer today only for uhhhhhhh I forgot. Get it on sale.....Now!

Leftist 1: Do you like your Joe Biden Daughter sniffer?

Leftist 2: Yeah, I pranked my friend's daughter by having it sniff her hair hehe.

by Skyrim550 March 18, 2022

Daughter

The child that fathers don't know much about so they ignore them, the child that mothers push away and alienate, even though that child is probably gonna be the one to actually go to school and finish college while their brothers knock up every girl up and drop out of school to sell drugs.

Contrary to popular belief, a daughter is not any harder to raise than a son.

by LucyLi December 8, 2004

woodcutter's daughter

a woman who has a super bushy pussy.

I was munchin a woodcutter's daughter only to find that I had pubic hair stuck between my teeth.

by vegas RX December 10, 2002

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009