Wake up in darkness

When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.

Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.

or

I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.

or

You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?

by Professor Legasov August 16, 2019

Army of Darkness

Literally the best movie ever made

She tried to fuck while watching Army of Darkness so I broke up with her.
Can't distract me.

by WHAT!!!@?!??! November 1, 2022

DarknessX

A cool chad developer, owner of dxhost.cf, Popular youtuber

- Hey have you heard of DarknessX?
- Yeah i heard he is a cool developer

by dxhost.cf March 30, 2021

Alight with Darkness

A uprising metal/black metal band, originating from Kentucky.

Me:Have you heard Alight with Darkness?
Random Person:No

by Kabuse February 8, 2010

Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness

Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).

Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!

by Mr Thick and Thin December 24, 2012

Darkness

Where you go when you lose your dreams.

Dream on.

by Zach G. January 20, 2004

Darkness come early

A comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).

Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early

*knock on the door*
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!

by peatear Gryffyn August 2, 2011