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Tokyo Drift Bowl

This is when someone takes a large dump in form of a log/turd and as he/she flushes the toilet the log or turd, because of the large consistency, begins to speed down the toilet in an uncontrollably manner without any clear direction producing skid marks which stain the inner rimming of the toilet bowl.
"Man I'm so pissed off Eddie just came in and took a nasty ass dump and gave my toilet a tokyo drift bowl and now I have to clean all this shit up"

Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"

Danny- "Why do you ask?"

Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."

Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "
by Chinchan44 November 23, 2011
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If you catch my drift

figurative form of speech.
It means If you understand what a person is implying or follow where they're getting at in a conversation.

Usually substituted for the following phrases:
"If you know what I'm saying." or "If you see what I mean."
Person 1: "I bet Maria is an animal in the sack--if you catch my drift."
Person 2: She sure is
by thedefinitivedefinition October 4, 2014
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YouTube Drift

A person starts a search on YouTube for a specific topic or video and then clicks on a related video. Upon the completion of this video, clicks on another related video. This continues a number of times until in the end, the videos you end up watching are in no way related to your original topic of interest.
Me: I was watching some awesome videos about botfly larvae extraction last night on YouTube.

Her: Whoa! What made you want to look at those?!

Me: Well, I started out by looking up videos on fishing for muskie and before I knew it, I YouTube drifted and ended up watching these two maggots getting removed from some dude’s back. You gotta see it!
by DoctorWatson January 15, 2010
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Constitutional Drift

A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.
Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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Kopeo Drift

Drifting modified or stock japanese imports in the area of Kopeopeo, Whakatane. Often centred in the Pak'n'Save carpark.
"I wonder if you know how they live in Kopeo, If you seen it then you mean it then you know have to go, KOPEO DRIFT DRIFT!!!"
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The Drift King

A title awarded to the finest of Mario Kart players, specifically ones in college. There is only one drift king to this day. He goes by the name of RTGame.
RTGame: "They used to call me the drift king back in college."
Random person: "Sir this is a Tesco"
by gay.sea.otter August 14, 2021
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google drift

To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.
"I was looking for information on the Holocaust and I found a lot of neat sites with historical facts about Germany."
"Oh, so you were google drifting."
by Hazybear December 24, 2005
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