99% of our DNA

Chimps share 99% of our DNA. Big deal. Bananas share 98%. Enough DNA stats already.

Dude 1: Wow man did you know that chimpanzees and orang utans and shit share 99% of our DNA?
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.

by PearlFly January 28, 2013

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Deoxyribonucleic Awesome (DNA)

Closely related to DNA, but is in fact not an acid, but is pure genetic awesomeness.,

"I've got Deoxyribonucleic Awesome (DNA) rushing through my veins!"

by Entase April 21, 2010

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DNA Diaper

another word condom

John to Jim: "Hey I got this girl who's ready to go. Do you have a DNA diaper I can use?"

by jogglers June 11, 2009

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DNA triangle

First squirt to the D. Second squirt to the N. Last squirt to the A to complete the triage...

so I had this chick spread eagle on my bed the other day and what came to my head? All I was thinking was DNA triangle and a thought came to me playing in the hay. And what did I do next,I pulled the monkey out of the vortex. A couple of strokes and it went stroke one D stroke two N stroke three A! And it all comes back full triangle.

by jtb2the3,British colonist July 23, 2008

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