[Dead]

Really fucking trashed. all the time. twice.

Dude 1: Hey man! Did you see Quack?
Dude 2: Yeah dude. That guy is Dead.
Quack: Whoo!! Yeah!!! *Bong hit*

by Flying_Squirrel December 15, 2008

Dead

Dead is not alive. It is not sick or unhealthy. Dead is dead. The dead victim does not breathe or move but lie in the ground until it is a skeleton and will never see the sky again. Dead for evermore.
(Do not confuse, say, a dead dog with a sick one. Vet expenses are very costly).

'Is the dog sick, Miss?'
'No, Conor, it's dead.'

by PaulIsNotSick September 6, 2019

dead

When sum not funny or overrated

Yo bro u ode trippin chuk e cheese is dead af

by trendsetter.mell April 22, 2022

Dead

U breathn’t

If u are dead, Logan Paul will find ur body and make a video laughing at u! Sounds like fun!

by Abdufirneklseptidjsken March 24, 2020

Dead

1. When you're friend drinks way too much blacks, and then passes out.

He's dead

by Josh Nalsbeem August 20, 2017

dead

Gone and never coming back.

I accidentally hung myself and i woke up in a hospital with everyone thinking it was a suicide attempt. Now everyone i loved is gone and my past life and dreams are dead.

by Curtis_Robert September 12, 2011

Dead

The state you're in after deciding to give up living on this shitty planet ( Walk towards the light)

Me: So what happened to the maths teacher?
RandomGuy1: Don't worry we won't be seeing him again
Me: Uhhhhh? what do you mean?
RandomGuy2: What he(RandomGuy1) means is that he(HatedMathsTeacher) be dead.

by READIT!!! March 1, 2018