coffee destroyer

if there is a coffee maker, it means there is a coffee destoryer. but only in legends is it said to exist

I HAVE FOUND THE LEGEND OF THE COFFEE DESTROYER!

by rubythecatgirl October 3, 2018

front bum destroyer

Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.

You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".

I'll destroy that.

I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.

by apldk March 22, 2013

Yapyap the Destroyer

Overall, Yapyap is a very employable guy, and a loyal companion, as long as he is rewarded with food nipple every now and then.

🥝

Yapyap the Destroyer will work hard for his food nipple.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Grognak the Destroyer

Grognak the Destroyer is a real life person that is friends with Joseph Stalin. He eats a lot of fucking bread. He is a strong believer in communism. He is also diagnosed with severe Amnosia. Grognak is an idiot that is a severe hazard to those around them even though their intentions are not hostile. Please be cautious when near Grognak. They have the ability to stomp an entire village. They also have a 10 foot vertical leap.

Grognak the Destroyer

by Grognak-the-Destroyer October 15, 2020

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

skate and destroy

that's when you go to the spot and keep going until everything has been destroyed

wow, bro just used his mastercard to buy a one-way ticket to destruction-derby town on that hubba! skate and destroy

by rogertown June 23, 2006

Destroy Dick December

The last month of the Year. In Destroy Dick December, you must masturbate a number of times a day that corresponds to that day. Once on the 1st, Twice on the 2nd, Thrice on the 3rd, etc. Until the 31st, where you must masturbate 31 times in that day.

Jim: "Ready for Destroy Dick December?"
Todd: "No man, after No Nut November, it's going to be SUPER HARD!"
Jim: "What's going to be hard, DDD or your cock?"
Todd: -_-

by IDer Übermensch December 1, 2017