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deposition officer

A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?

No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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Fist Deposit

Ejaculate produced while banking electronically.
I just made my fist deposit into my virtual wallet and I think a came a little.
by Milkacows_Mom August 26, 2009
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Double deposit

When a girl is taking a shit and sucking your dick at the same time. A reverse blumpkin really.
"Dude she was so drunk last night she did a double deposit behind McDonald's dumpster"
by Dianewhitson May 27, 2015
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Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.
"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."
by zerk August 25, 2018
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Deposit

To offload your waste inside the toilet.
I'm going to "depositc".
by Unknowniremain15 November 22, 2021
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dick deposit

the act of a male going over to a sexual partner's residence or dwelling for quick sexual activity
David went to John's house last night to make a dick deposit.
by ChatchLands April 8, 2020
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deposit box

A term used by a gay man to describe a slutty woman's vagina.
That bitch needs to get her deposit box filled.

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by sharpcarp18 July 7, 2015
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