According to a famous proverb by Daddy, "Happy living starts with happy teeth and gums."
Daddy brings his subordinates on an
educational field trip to watch heavy-weight hog fighting.
Whenever you call Daddy, he'll be there.
The magic in Daddy's pants makes Ke$ha blush.
Like Daddy always says: "Home is where you hang
your heart and your 36"x48" painting of Kathy Bates."
If you're sad, crawl your little papoose into Daddy's arms for some love.