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cosmological argument

1. the argument which states: anything which is an effect must have a cause.

2. the argument which states: anything that exists has a beginning.
1. the universe is an effect, therefore the universe has a cause.

2. the universe exists, therefore the universe has a beginning.
by bud newman. February 28, 2003
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kackpipe cosmonaught

A poof, a doughnut puncher, colon cowboy, arse farmer, a crafty butcher
That Keith Chegwin's a fuckin kackpipe cosmonaught
by Jimbo February 23, 2004
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Cosmophile

Cosmophile.

A single word to describe the overwhelming awe one feels for the universe. When you are trying to comprehend the bigger picture.

Who can't be filled with a child-like sense of wonder about this place, and want to learn more and more about it every day?
Calling it "gods work" cheapens the universe. Part of what makes it so amazing is the processes that made it. For me, looking at the universe is like looking at a truly intricate carving and thinking about the sheer amount of work that went into it, the time, the thought everything. It's not just a pretty thing to be looked at, but to understand how this beautiful carving came about. A theist who just looks at the universe, who says God did it, just says "Oh, that looks so pretty!" with none of the depth. It blooming rankles me!
Sam : Man, I just saw those pictures from hubble, those nebulae are breathtaking. I am in complete awe.

Harris : You are such a cosmophile Ted!
by Azazel9 May 24, 2011
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Cystoscopy

Cystoscopy is performed with a cystoscope -- a specialized tube with a small camera on the end (endoscope). There are two types of cystoscopes:
Standard, rigid cystoscope
Flexible cystoscope
The way the cystoscope is inserted varies, but the test is the same. Which cystoscope your doctor uses depends on the purpose of the exam.
If the standard rigid cystoscope is used, you will lie on your back with your knees up and apart. If a flexible cystoscope is used, this position will not be necessary.
The procedure usually takes 5 - 20 minutes. The urethra is cleansed. A local anesthetic is applied. The scope is then inserted through the urethra into the bladder.
Water or salt water (saline) is injected through the cystoscope to fill the bladder. As this occurs, you will be asked to describe the feeling. Your answer will reveal information about your condition.
As fluid fills the bladder, it stretches the bladder wall. This lets your health care provider see the entire bladder wall. You will feel the need to urinate when the bladder is full. However, it must remain full until the examination is complete.

Read more: www.righthealth.com/topic/Cystoscopy_Procedure/overview/adam20?fdid=Adamv2_003903#ixzz0rcbWd9pW
Cystoscopy begins with the nurse who squirts a local anesthetic in the end of your penis. The doctor puts the end of the scope into that end of your penis and pushes it into the bladder. The scope is about the size of a pen. You better relax as it passes through the prostrate cause it is tight and hurts a bit. Then the doctor twists and turns as he looks at your innards, zooming here and there. Afterwards, you will feel a little uncomfortable so drink lots of water to flush the system and put out the fire! Hope everything is good news:) for you and your family.
by TPCASSC June 24, 2010
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Cosmo Mullet

Noun. A hairstyle by trendy and fashionable people that, when it comes down to it, is just a mullet for rich people.

The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.
Tom Hanks rocked the Cosmo Mullet in The Da Vinci Code
by Aaron Sagers September 20, 2006
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cosmopolitical

Street savvy politicial know-how for the urbanites.
Oh my gosh, those gay guys are so cosmopolitical.
by Inner-circle August 9, 2010
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cymon

a dancer-actress gal who loves looking herself at the mirror. she could be a bitch if you want to. lovable and very understanding too.
you must be a cymon.
by johanne March 22, 2008
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