by Brey. Bavison March 5, 2022
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Get the Crusted mug.by fear490 November 25, 2009
Get the Far casted mug.Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.
Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?
Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!
Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!
by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011
Get the combat custodian mug.To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 14, 2015
Get the pie crusted mug.When someone is incredibly dumb and talks or walks like they are on drugs/mentally retarded. hence mentally cunted.
by Nakutya March 21, 2016
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