When you live with multiple male roommates and you take a shower and the drain backs up. After Jenking it the sperm connected to you leg hair cooks and makes a light baby desert.
Yo watch your shower bro. My legs just took a cooking class do you have any whipped cream to go with that ankle custard?
by Creamy cook August 30, 2020
Get the Ankle custardmug. by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017
Get the Fudging Custardmug. A cheese substitute founded by the Kraft family. Often included as dry powder in a box of pasta. A custard mitten is the term used for the leftover residue of tapioca gelatin that dries overnight inside a whore's vagina. Proteins are introduced and the mitten is pasteurized by General Custard. In the morning after the Custard's delivery, the mitten walls are scraped by the Kraft employees (like Keebler elves) to collect the flaky dry cheese powder alternative to be re-sold into Kraft grocery products.
"General Custard, I'm fucking hungry. Get your fingers out of the founding fathers, wipe my wife's ass off your glasses and get the fuck into the kitchen to whip me up a delightful custard mitten. You'll find my daughter waiting in the kitchen for your delivery."
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
Get the Custard Mittenmug. For a male to have sexual intercourse with a female, straight after another male has just done so and ejaculated or jizzed inside her.
Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.
Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.
by IbanezFreakDX May 2, 2012
Get the Stir'n the custardmug. A term commonly used by Polish women to describe a woman's frangipani liquid and maybe used in an attempt to control a man...
by MuzBang May 16, 2016
Get the Pussy Custardmug. Brothers because they have stirred each other's custard - being that they have made love to the same woman and stirred man custard.
by Kadelly August 22, 2017
Get the custard brothermug. Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.
Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Custard Sleevemug.