german curve

The curvature in a male humans penis caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. The cells on one side of the penis break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the penis's cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.

Jared: So I met this guy named Tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. Finally, I got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before I started sucking his dick I realized that I couldn't suck it because it was too curved over to the right. It was massive and I know I couldn't take it but I did my best anyways. It was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.

Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!

Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!

german curve by Dandylion1504 January 4, 2014

Box of curve balls

Something you ask a new new guy on your baseball/softball team to get to make them look foolish. See headlight fluid

Hey new guy, the coach wants you to go check with the other team to see if they brought a box of curve balls.

Box of curve balls by ChuckBS July 1, 2011

The Coworker Curve 

A grading scale of coworker hotness that tends to form after weeks, months, or years of working among the same individuals. Based on the coworker curve, the least ugliest becomes the hottest and the ugliest becomes the least hottest.

The coworker curve has similar effects as beer goggles. It no longer relies on common sense standards of hotness and sex appeal. For most it happens subconsciously, you'll walk into a workplace for the first time and see all 2's and 5's (out of 10), and months later you'll find yourself checking out that same 5 as if they were a 9. Or even worse, you start bringing that fugly beat to parties and showing them off to your friends.

Coworker: I thought Sally was pretty ugly when I first started working here, but after a few months..... she's actually pretty cute.
Me: Yea, she's cute based on the coworker curve , but uglier than shit in real life.

The Coworker Curve by MrValentin0 December 1, 2016

Flattening the Curve 

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

Flattening the Curve by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

Italian curve 

A big dick that curves to the left. Found mainly, but not limited to, Italian males.

Austin has a massive italian curve that deviates to the left.

Italian curve by Julius Caesarus January 23, 2011

Dead Man's Curve 

A curve on I-90 where it meets with/ splits from OH Rt. 2 on the edge of downtown Cleveland. Going Westbound, there's an onramp from OH. Rt. 2 Eastbound just after it, so you have to cross over 2-4 lanes of traffic to get into Downtown Cleveland. Posted speed limit is 35 mph. Lots of traffic accidents involving ice/snow, tractor-trailors, and drunk drivers.

Then you get to have fun trying to hit I-77 or I-71 so you can get ANYWHERE into Southern or Western Cleveland and the accompanying suburbs. Another fine mess from the fucktards at ODOT!

"This jerkoff was trying to race me from the minute I got on the freeway, but I dusted his ass on Dead Man's Curve doing 70 mph."

"I was on my way to see you and a bunch of stunters on crotch rockets were weaving all over Dead Man's Curve, I was sure one of them was gonna crash."

Dead Man's Curve by Pfefferknusse X. Anonymuss May 28, 2007

drexel curve 

The grading scale used by Drexel University male students to rate females for potential hook-ups. Often used at parties, and consulted upon in a group.

This is necessary due to the outrageously bad guy-girl ratio, which in itself is not accurate due to the number of international students and other non-party types.

See also: drexel shaft

Guy 1: "Check out that that bitty!"
Guy 2: "Dude, she's maybe a five"
Guy 3: "Drexel Curve. I'd hit it."

drexel curve by pimpadakis February 28, 2009