Alice Cullen

Probably the only character in twilight that makes watching/reading the movies/books worth it. She's extremely hot as Ashley Greene and really puts sex appeal into the movie. She has spiky black hair, pale skin, lovely eyes,and a really beautiful face and kissable lips. She's probably a huge fan of Teen Vogue with her apparent fashion obsession, and likes to steal yellow Porche-es. She IS often accused of being bisexual by many fans though it never actually says this. She has a bf named Jasper who can alter peoples emotions. Alice is very hyper and short and likes to hug people. She'd probably make a great gf if she were real, being a sparkely vampire o not. She's the only vampire that would look GOOD sparkling anyways.

I only watched New Moon to see Alice Cullen. God, she's hot!

by crazyfangirllll December 25, 2010

Edward Cullen

Pretty boy "vampire" that falls for a human girl (Bella). He is controlling, abusive, obsessive, and a stalker.

He is controlling and abusive because he forces Bella to go to prom, dismantles her car so she can't see Jacob, and recruits Alice to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage at his home.

He is obsessive and a stalker because he stands in the corner of Bella's room watching her sleep everynight without her knowledge and he also follows her around, reading the minds of others to find out her whereabouts.

1. Girl: OH MY GAWD EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HOTTTT!!!! AND THE WAY HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP IS SOOOO CUTE! I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!!

Me: You mean you wish you had a vampire boyfriend that stands in the corner of your room, watching you sleep with out you knowing??? And then follows you around wherever you go???

Girl: YEAH!! I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE ISN'T LIKE EDWARD AT ALL!

Me: ....

2. Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Me: *gag*

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009

edward cullen

is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.

Edward:I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.

Jacob Black: Bark bark wolf bark bark.

by rickiyson December 22, 2008

Cumletting

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018

New Couple Shuffle

the "dance" you do when you and someone else just start dating. Usually done next to a car or a house door. Maybe you rock your body or you scuff your feet around.

Wade "How did last night go with the new chick"

Eric "Great, I got a kiss"

Laramie "Yeah, took him ten minutes. They were doing the New Couple Shuffle"

by Dj Imperial Grand Master Eric August 22, 2009

cheesy couple

A couple that could be 100% a romantic comedy you watch after a breakup

Her and Joe are always being cute it's gross they're such a cheesy couple

by Cheesy couple November 19, 2016

Gym couple

Your typical couple at the gym together not necessarily fit or there to workout but show excessive amounts of PDA. They are also a gym hog, taking up time on the equipment while arm and arm kissing each other when you are waiting to use it. Just get a room guys or keep that shit at home!!

Dude there's that gym couple again making out on the bench press!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2019