cumpunt

The act of a man ejaculating on a foot (typically their own, though other's feet shouldn't be excluded. The person who was ejaculated on then kicks someone in the face.

Tom came on Jill's foot, Jill then kicked Tom in the face. Tom got cumpunted.

by Kylock February 6, 2008

cumgrunt

The noise or sigh you make when you cum. Generally believed to be unique for each person.

Everytime we have sex, your cumgrunt sounds like our dishwasher when it starts.

by iwillcallsecurity June 29, 2009

Cumguzzle my twat

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.

Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.

by thisbitchiscrayasshit October 23, 2012

cumguzzlingdumpsterslut

A derogatory term for being unintelligent or idiotic. Most commonly used when someone is stating the obvious or being sarcastic. Usually used as a joking term among good friends.

1) Boy 1: "You wanna fight? Huh?!"

Boy 2: "Of course not! Do you think I'm an idiot you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"

2) Friend 1: "Hey, wanna share some of this pizza with me?"

Friend 2: "Of course I do you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"

by CatsAreDemons February 21, 2019

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

Cummunion

The act of consuming male ejaculate , Especially from a member of the clergy.

Father Rivera offered me cummunion before mass this morning, but I had already received it from Father McIntyre

by Nuderochbear July 9, 2011

CUMjunctivitis

When you are giving someone a blow job, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to cum, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.

wthull dave, you gave me cumjunctivitis!

by KATYLIZ April 13, 2007