cuban loaf

Slang term used to describe a Cuban mans penis

Ever since Christian was a small boy he was proud of his Cuban loaf.

by Cons sway Lo September 27, 2015

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Cuban Lube

soaking a towel in ball sweat and pork, and squeezing it on a pleasure hole.

I just cuban lubed that chick last night.

by cubanmike September 19, 2016

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cuban carmichaels

Slang for cubic centimeters. A measurement commonly used to describe an engines total displacement or "size". Also used for metric volumetric measurements.

"Hey Derek, how may cuban carmichaels is that shit box truck of yours?"
"Oh eh it's about 2399 cuban carmichaels buddy!"

by Nick998 September 7, 2017

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Cuban Mocha

Put chocolate and coffee in a persons mouth, then stick your dick in their mouth and cum to add the milk

"Can you make me a Cuban mocha tonight John?" oral

by is apples May 11, 2018

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When you have the need for something that you will hardly use but your too cheap to buy it and renting it is not an option cause it still costs money. So you buy it on credit, use it, and when your done you break it on purpose so you can return it and say it was defective.

I wanted to change the tile in my bathroom and I did not have a tile cutter so I did a Cuban rental of one on Amazon.

by ElectricBob July 26, 2021

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