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Taxi crabs

The itchy, scratchy feeling after exiting a dirty taxi cab.
I can't stop scratching my legs after getting out of that dirty taxi cab. I think I caught taxi crabs!
by Habeeb-Gebbys August 13, 2010
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Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.
Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.
by SOMEONE GET A MOP! January 7, 2011
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Chicago Cubs

Major League Baseball team in the amazing city of Chicago, Illinois. Though they've had a lack of winning the World Series for a long, long time, they're not always that bad a team and have a history winning a lot of games (Though they do really suck some times). I'm a true Cubs fan and I'm not some Sox hater either, they're just another Chicago team to me, and they're fine.
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curbside acquisition

Formerly known as "trash picking." Used to indicate you've gone through someone else's trash to decorate your own home.
"Early Saturday morning is a perfect time for curbside acquisition."
by melicia May 20, 2004
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curbscore

Acquiring items that are sitting on the curb waiting for trash pickup. One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Dude, check out this lamp I curbscored down on 25th Ave! It totally ties the room together.
by Doobie Dan December 28, 2007
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A common word said by people in the middle of a stroke while texting. The current reasoning and how this became possible is unknown
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by oef_ July 8, 2019
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Revenge Crabs

The act of buying crabs (pubic lice, dumbass) off the internet and secretly placing them on somebody who has fucked shit up for you.
friend 1: i cant believe he did that. I'm getting revenge crabs on him.

friend 2: oh shit
by the friendly turkey deliverer October 21, 2010
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