crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)

when someone has done somthng real bad to you or you heard something real bad..

the opposite of lmao lol lmsao lls roflmao

may b also used when extremely happy things happen in ur life..
ex.. ma dad bought me a new car today..i`m soo crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)

ex.. hey doug u heard that kid in the corner is dead??
oh jeez this is unbelievable crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)..

ex.. i saw ma mum beat ma dad..dat is sooo bad..crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)

by klug_1 June 5, 2009

you crying

a sentance that you use for some one who has been hurt or is acctually crying. you use this to make them feel bad.marc hughes

samuel sam samuelson fell down a clif and broke his neck. chris mccrory was there and pointed at him and said "you crying"

by mudafucka April 22, 2005

cryingly

Adverb; in such a manner that could make you cry

This Power Point is cryingly beautiful.
I wish you a cryingly fabulous birthday.

by doublelles April 24, 2011

crying cum

When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen

-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.

by Semen Sonya March 10, 2016

crying lawyer

crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.

"That crying lawyer wears the same swim sweatshirt everyday and never gets washed"

by fhdxhtsxvhfccjjjv August 17, 2016

crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017